Funny Motorcycle Quotes that Will Leave You in Stitches.
When some people are afraid, they fall apart while others get exhilarated. If you have ever been closer with a biker, you will not believe how their faces light up when they are going fast. This is also a group that has a twisted sense of humor. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -Emo Phillips. It is worth starting with a quote from Emo Philips given that he is the head of the one-liner. He is just talking about a bike but it is the same thing as a motorcycle for many people and this being Emo Philips it would be safe to assume that. If you have interacted with motorcycle riders then you know that they rarely seek permission. This is a quote that speaks to many of the motorcycle riders. Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt. -Maggie Grace. This is one of those quotes that receive as much love as hate and it is good to include. Maggie Grace brings to mind how unsafe it is to ride a motorcycle without the right attire. You can check here for more information about the causes of motorcycle accidents. Also, this brings the issue of fashion in riding a motorcycle. When you wear a sexy outfit to ride a motorcycle, it is quite compelling. In a controlled environment like in movie sets, this is a great thing.
I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair. -Eric Bana. For serious motorcycle riders, the beauty standards are not the same. Function come before form and you will worry about speed as opposed to style. The style sense in the motorcycle riding community is not the same thing as what other people hold to be true. Riders will not have an issue with helment hair but other people will not have a problem with that. You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle! -Dan Aykroyd.
This was a common face on Saturday Night Live and also a comedian. As opposed to being in a car, there is nothing enclosing you when you are driving which is why riding a motorcycle will give you a kind of freedom that will not come with riding a car. There will be no place for stressful things in your mind when you are riding. If you have some things weighing on your chest, a motorcycle ride will remind you why you should not take everything so lightly.